I simply cannot this is taking place to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a broken record. Honestly, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- Maybe I should change my routine
- Surely this is a dream
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of geese came out over a building. They were running all over get more info the place, and people were screaming. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
My friends won't believe what just happened. This is insane, I feel I'm going to lose consciousness! All of it was just totally absurd.
- It's unreal
- No joke
- This is going to be a storythat everyone will hear about
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat happens next!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I keep trying to grasping it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I ask someone else for help?